god fucking help you if you get stuck in a car with me and one direction comes on the radio
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort was fucking useless
7. WHAT ABOUT THE GAUNT FAMILY
section captain isn’t a position it’s an emotion
If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.
what would the other 10% be
me eating all your food
20 Historical Photos (x)
If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out.
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Think twice before you judge a parent.