Me saving my grades at the end of a term
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.
❝ this didn’t happen in the books ❞
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
accurate representation of my high school career
the office running gags
↳ bob vance, vance refrigeration
Jersey Surf 2013 as requested by anon
❝ The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter. ❞